Jessica & Kevin

With your wedding gift we will reserve a night in our Honeymoon Suite and indulge in luxury that exceeds all of our expectations. <--The website wrote that. We will be staying in a tree house, a waterfall suite, a local bed and breakfast on a ranch, and a 5-star luxury hotel! We picked some pretty unique places (thanks to the Wilson family for the suggestions)!

It's casual, fun and perfect for an afternoon lunch, with all the asparagus Kevin can eat.

We will fly over the magnificent valleys and waterfalls before landing at a private beach for a champagne picnic at the base of a 400 foot waterfall. How romantic!

What could be better than knowing we'll have breakfast to enjoy between the sheets? We'll order eggs florentine, cinnamon rolls, freshly squeezed orange juice and hot coffee which all seem to taste better served to us in bed! We thought we'd go ahead and leave the website description as is, because it's creepy as Hell. Also.... Coconut. Pancakes. Every. Day.

We look forward to reserving an intimate candlelit dinner. We'll choose a quiet restaurant with a warm atmosphere, outstanding cuisine and impeccable service.  Hopefully we can find the local Applebees!

Any help to get to and from our destination is a wonderful gift. We will be thanking you long after take off...even though Jess hates flying.  Part of your contribution will go toward our in flight staples: sour patch kids, beef jerky, and sleeping pills.

Any help to get to and from our destination is a wonderful gift. We will be thanking you long after take off....but seriously, Jess really hates flying.  Anybody have some bear tranquilizers?

Feel like helping us upgrade to first class, so when Jess causes a scene during mild turbulence she'll only be making the rich people uncomfortable? This gift is for you!

It turns out you can't swim between islands.  We will be traveling between Kona and Oahu.

Thank you for allowing us to pre-plan our trip. Really, we wanted to keep things simple.  Now you can get us a wedding gift without even having to put on pants! (you're welcome, Shireen)

Thank you for helping us to plan our trip. We really wanted to keep things simple.  Now you can get us a wedding gift without even having to put on pants! (If you hate shopping as much as us, this is for you!)

Thank you for helping us to plan our trip. We really wanted to keep things simple.  Now you can get us a wedding gift without even having to put on pants! 

We'll need a spa day just to ourselves! We will sit back, relax and indulge in a rejuvenating and revitalizing spa treatment or massage to help soothe our tense muscles and to help us get back in the groove (like Stella).

After a day in the warming sun, we will indulge in a nourishing spa treatment with an uplifting effect. This cooling and calming treatment will cleanse, tone, and moisturize our skin with the use of natural exotic oils and creams.  Something like this is necessary for a stark white day walker, like Jess.

We'll toast to our lives together as we uncork the effervescence of a bottle of champagne. Cheers, Mr. Falcon!