Cara & Ryan

Still more code for Booze, Fried Food and Red Meat. But we really do want those things. 

Ireland---on Horseback! See the sights while you cling on for dear life. Chiropractic needs post-ride not included.

We don't want to settle for a standard room especially on this special time. With your gift, we can plan ahead and upgrade to a romantic suite on our once in a lifetime trip! Even better upgrade: No Bedbugs. 

What could be better than knowing we'll have breakfast to enjoy between the sheets? We'll be stuffed full of traditional Irish breakfast products which seem to include a lot of animal products and grease. So our cardiologist thanks you too!

Really this is code for beer and fried stuff. 

The aromas of the romantic dinner may mask the rampant odor of sheep. It also may not. 

We just really enjoy eating red meat. Usually while drinking. Please support our habit.

It won't be like driving at home. Exploring on our honeymoon will be an adventure. Just imagine-- we can get lost in a BRAND NEW COUNTRY! It's cool, they speak English.

Any help to get to and from our destination is a wonderful gift. We will be thanking you long after take off because we won't have to hitchhike. We were very nervous about hitching a ride over the Atlantic,  seems awful chance-y.

The perfect choice for those of you who just want to give money and not partake in my clever item descriptions.

With your lovely wedding gift, we will experience a romantic and special honeymoon! We will begin our new lives together and enjoy each other's company while creating unforgettable honeymoon memories. It's our happily ever after and we thank you for making our honeymoon extraordinary!