Ariel & Benji

See those two people in the thumbnail? That's Barb and Josiah McAllister, aka, the most dangerous game. It's not cheap to hunt humans for sport, but it sure is fun. And invigorating.

Jet-skis are fun, but they're too fast and polluting to Mother Nature. Turtle Rides are the safe, clean alternative! They're pricey though!

Help us keep a roof over our head during our trip. The last time we took a road trip, we were almost eaten by a bear and hunted as the most dangerous game.

This road trip is exhausting. We've said things we can never take back. ... unless we somehow infiltrate the memory center of our brains...

We will eat so many burgers if you buy us these burgers.

We are soooooooo tired of diner breakfast. If you get us a decent meal, we can eat some vegetables on our trip!

We looooooove diner breakfast. We will enjoy this diner breakfast sooooooo much. We'll toast our watery coffee to you as we cram pancakes and sausages down our gullets!

A nice relaxing way to end a fun day on the road.

We'll need sugar and caffeine to keep us going!

We need to unwind after a long day on the road!

See those horses? They're slightly slower than our Prius. Help us pay for gas, because we've got places to be.