Teresa & Ethan

For part of our honeymoon, we would like to live it up a little in the wild by viewing the "Big 5" up close and personal, from some very comfortable chairs. It will be just like IMAX. In 3D. But real.

While the chances of us both deciding to take our lives in our hands by climbing into a flying death balloon are slim, we will definitely want to add some adventurous activities to our honeymoon. Like riding an elephant. Which they have no picture of here.

And by exotic, we mean "different than the wild jungles of Aptos." Um, those mosquito nets are just for show, right? Very pretty.

There's nothing like a full breakfast to give us fuel for our day's adventures! Vegan pancakes can't be that difficult to come by.

We will definitely want to try some of the finer food Southern Africa has to offer... ka mo mala!

Let's hope Grey Goose Vodka can be found in the African Bush. We'll bring a shaker. And a glass. And ice. Hmmmm...

We're talking about chocolate covered fruit, not chocolate covered insects. I'm hoping.

While we're on our trip, we'll bring back some exciting souvenirs. Chihuahuas love presents!

We'll need some special clothes to wear on our honeymoon, especially since we heard that flip flops are not appropriate attire on safari.

As you may know, we love to fly. Our sole disappointment is that the 36-hour travel day won't all be in the airplane.

While trekking through the African Bush, we wouldn't mind a lift every once in a while. Especially when there are tigers on our tail. What? There are no tigers in Africa? Huh...

Ethan has always wanted to learn how to arrange orchids, and here's his chance. Make his dream come true! (Teresa will be back with the lion cubs, feeding them tofu.)

Part of our trip to Southern Africa will be spent giving our time to local causes. We're thankful for our good fortune and want to take this opportunity to give back. And if Teresa is required to bottle-feed a cute, cuddly lion cub, she's willing to make that sacrifice.