Once upon a time, there were two asians who were slaving in their respective cities for an insane madman. Our hero (lets call him, hmm... a really heroic and daring name... Terry? Yes, Terry fits perfectly) was calling Ottawa from Calgary to send some information so the madman could get richer, when a little delicate pretty pixie (hmm.. need a name for a maiden in distress... Wing Kie?... sounds distressed enough...) maiden Wing Kie could then use that information for the madman's benefit. Both were bored out of their minds, and out of total frivolity, Terry then mentioned a joke, which for the benefit of those who read, was a joke that was holy in it's sanctity, honourable in it's intentions, and of course totally clean and wholesome in it's nature with absolutely no mention of sexuality and violence. Of course, shocked that she was of the joke's clean and rated G nature, she then proceeded to speak in terms that would make a Somalian pirate blush, and thus finding out what a filthy filthy mind she possessed, Terry, in all his wholesomeness and goodness, then promised himself that he would save her soul and meet with her to cleanse her soul and liberate her spirit so that she would see the light.... and thus the story went on... with her corrupting the noble Terry into the ways of the dark side of the force and then together, like Bonnie and Clyde, stove off into the wilds of Calgary to join in mutual love, respect, and utter adoration of casino buffets.

Need more be said?