Long ago there was a tall man named Joey longing to settle down and start a new way of life. One night at a cottage on the farmlands of Meridian, Idaho came this jolly little maiden named Amanda full of life, spirit, and clumsiness. He was taken aback by the beauty and humor that shined from her. Through his few hours of hard work and charm she finally gave him her digits.
After much prodding from her fellow maiden, Amanda finally decided to come to the cottage of celebrations. When Amanda first set eyes on what she thought was a tall lad, she was swept into his beautiful ocean blue eyes. She felt comfortable and at ease by his charm and adorable crooked smile. He seemed so tall and majestic. A unicorn of males. She decided to give her digits to the Uni.
When four days of prayer, and reflection of what was and what could be, had passed; Joey knew in his heart this was the one that would lock him down and change his ways forever (WHAAAT). He called at last. VOICEMAIL!
FINALLY after days of waiting and wondering Amanda sees a voicemail appear in the wee hours of the morning. She was flattered by his nervous tone and they agreed to meet at the local gym.
During a nervous and fun workout date of Joey “spotting” and critiquing her moves, Amanda was impressed by his large body parts after falling on top of him during leg throws. The two knew this was true LOVE.
Now four years, three moves, two children, and one final decision to join together in holy matrimony on the evening of September 28th in Kauai, Hawaii has finally been set in stone. |